6.00 The Middle
Frankie is humiliated when a store clerk thinks that she is shopping for adult diapers instead of supplies for Sue's babysitting job; Frankie hides the fact that she has thrown out her back; Sue falls for Axl's friend; Brick tests urban legends.
6.30 The Middle
Axl is suspended for skipping school, and Mike decides its time to teach him a lesson and makes him work in a quarry, but his plan winds up backfiring; Frankie worries that she accidentally prayed away the cross-country team; Brick's magic trick
7.00 How I Met Your Mother
Barney makes it his personal mission to sexually satisfy Marshall's recently divorced, unfulfilled law professor; after landing a new job in Ted's office, Lily decides to teach his mean boss a lesson that he will never forget.
7.30 How I Met Your Mother
Ted and Barney attempt to talk Marshall into going out on a date with a girl of their choosing, but things take a turn for the strange when the two schemers meet the woman and decide upon a closer look that she possesses a set of "crazy eyes."
Alexis pleads for Castle's help on an Innocence Review case to prove the innocence of a death row inmate before his death in 72 hours and despite the girlfriend that has always believed in him, the investigation uncovers secrets that may condemn him.
The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a TV producer; Brennan has trouble accepting that Christine might be more average than she thought when she is accused of biting another student; Hodgins uses his tools to recreate Finn's hot sauce.
The Professor decides to invent a new, one-way time machine, which Fry agrees to try out before going out on a date with Leela, but he is sent further into the future, where he begins to lose hope in ever returning home.
While visiting his deceased uncle's castle in Thermostadt, Bender is run over by a car and cursed to roam the land each night as a murderous car; the Planet Express crew attempts to find the source of Bender's curse before trouble strikes.